First Political Thread: Open Mexican Border

[vitaly]

Originally Posted by me 262

BUT after that please enforce the new border wherever is turnes out to be.

It is going to stretch between Washington State and Maine.

[me 262]

Can we carve out Montana please? I'd really like that for myself.

[vitaly]

Originally Posted by me 262

Can we carve out Montana please? I'd really like that for myself.

OK, you can have it, you gringo redneck.
You are always welcome at my casa on Cozumel or one of my castillos in Cancun or Puerto Vallarta.

[me 262]

Originally Posted by vitaly

OK, you can have it, you gringo redneck.
You are always welcome at my casa on Cozumel or one of my castillos in Cancun or Puerto Vallarta.

Muy bein Amigo. Vamanos a tu casa en Cozamel quando esta frio afuera. Si?
Tambien, Yo estoy un Gringo Redneck. Tu eres un Yankee.

[vitaly]

Originally Posted by me 262

Muy bein Amigo. Vamanos a tu casa en Cozamel quando esta frio afuera. Si?
Tambien, Yo estoy un Gringo Redneck. Tu eres un Yankee.

Your spanish is 90% better than mine, but still needs some brushing up.
You can spend the whole winter in my casa en Cozumel, no problem amigo!

[JUST-IN-TIME]

Originally Posted by me 262

Hey what's the deal with the green underlines?

it links to ads

[vitaly]

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Texan are in a bar. They strike up a conversation. It soon turns to sex. What's your favorite position?

The Englishman explains, "Sex is for procreating and therefore the missionary position is all that is necessary."

The Frenchman says, "I love it when the woman is on top. That way I can use my hands, look into her eyes and take in the whole sensuality of it."

The Texan exclaims, "I love it rodeo style!" The other two look at him and ask, "What's that?" He says, "That's where you mount her from behind, grab a handfull of hair, slap her on the butt, and say this is how your sister likes it, and see if you can hang on for the full 8 seconds!"

[me 262]

Originally Posted by vitaly

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Texan are in a bar. They strike up a conversation. It soon turns to sex. What's your favorite position?

The Englishman explains, "Sex is for procreating and therefore the missionary position is all that is necessary."

The Frenchman says, "I love it when the woman is on top. That way I can use my hands, look into her eyes and take in the whole sensuality of it."

The Texan exclaims, "I love it rodeo style!" The other two look at him and ask, "What's that?" He says, "That's where you mount her from behind, grab a handfull of hair, slap her on the butt, and say this is how your sister likes it, and see if you can hang on for the full 8 seconds!"

LOL ! How about this:
A White a Mexican and a Black are all in the third grade, who has the biggest genitalia ?.................The Mexican because he's 18 years old.